Wednesday, April 20, 2005

The bear and the blind man

“I’ve been sober for a whole week” said the blind man to the bear, “and its not like I did it on purpose, these things just sometime happen of their own accord”.

The bear, who for arguments sake we’ll call Paws McPot or Jim for short wasn’t listening obviously. He had his own problems to deal with such as finding his way out of this circus or where he was gonna get his next picnic basket from. The blind man on his right had been rambling for hours about things which the bear would consider unimportant, but Jim stayed and listened anyway as it made a pleasant break from sticking his head in lion’s mouths or making like a ringmaster.

The blind man sighed and said “if it carries on like this then I may have to find a new career”.

For Jim this was the final straw. He put down the pot of honey and shook the man by both shoulders. “Look”, he said “there are drugs in the bearded ladies cage. Just stop harassing the clowns and she’ll give you some”.

Jim never liked giving advice, but sometimes enough was enough.



Blogger emma said...

nice to see you're still writing your stories. why don't you put your old ones up? have a whole story section!

5:07 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

this is an old story you dippy dork.

5:58 PM  
Blogger Justin said...

cheers for clearing that up fred

8:59 PM  
Blogger emma said...

ah well, i guess that just shows how out of the loop i am now... i've never heard it before.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Fred said...

no problemo, you want anything cleared up, i'm your man. this blog thing is sweet driskill, tho i dont like having to sign up to leave comments. boo!

tell james i have a blog written in asp that anyone can leave comments on. but apart from that sweeetassscandddy

12:12 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

here it is say i!

12:16 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

12:16 PM  
Blogger SkunkE said...

Well as we are all clearing things up. Do you live in a circus with a ring leader, and are all your animals high. And do you have big hairy hands. OOOO and is your girlfriend the bearded lady? (no offence intended).

And who the hell is the blind man. And what's his problem?


12:26 PM  
Blogger James White said...

Yo, I would have written a blog but this thing is wicked :) You can edit things from anywhere and even idiots (justin) can use it ;)

12:44 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

Hmm but the same applies to the one i have? nevermind! i'll put it on smang. I WARNED YOU! STOP LICKING MY EYEBALLS

1:59 PM  

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