Friday, September 18, 2009

Impossible choices

You get on a bus and go upstairs. At the front of the bus on the left there is an old man who's turned the seats into a stall selling ice-cream and lemonade for buttons and bottle tops. He has a policy that if you high-five him you get two for the price of one. At the back of the bus is a man who has brought three sheep on board with him. The one in the middle is wearing a straw hat, and the ones on either side are eating it.

Where do you sit on the bus?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I say, I say, I say

Q: Who could possibly hate Kevin Bacon?

A: Pig farmers. He distracts from the central bacon agenda.